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I went for a 10 mile run on Saturday (and didn’t die!) to train for my 1st half marathon. I got home, dragged my tired self into the shower and as soon as I got in, the water felt like razor blades on my chest. I jumped out, looked in the mirror, and it looked like I had fallen and scraped the underside of my boobs.
I called my sister, a seasoned runner, who was all “Oh yeah, you need to wear your sports bra inside out to prevent that. Everyone knows that.” What?!?!
Why do they even make sports bras with huge seams that could possibly need to worn inside out? Stupid.
I’m running 11 miles this Saturday (with boob lube), is there anything anyone would like to warn me about before then?
1. Look cute (neon colors are best)
2. Eat like 2 bunches of bananas before (trust me)
3. Run like the beautiful gazelle that you are
4. Yell “YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS” as you cross the finish line
This works guys I am professional runner
Advice I’ll need in 5 weeks when I run my first 1/2 marathon.