emmysnacks: Archive

Mar 28th

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“You have within you, right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the...”

– Brian Tracy (via anditslove)

Mar 28th

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Cam had a sad day at daycare today. They said they thought he was just suffering from a case of The Monday Blues. Me too, Bud. Me too.

Mar 26th

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I just lost my cool because Matt doesn’t help with Cam at all. He’s now wearing the Moby and singing to him. I’d take a picture, but I don’t want to press my luck.

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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There is an animal scurrying around in the drop ceiling at work and we’ve been instructed to ignore it. If a fu*king squirrel lands on my head… I don’t really need this my first week back.

Mar 21st

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Mar 19th

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I’m driving home from Massachusetts right now with a diaper bag full of wine. Feels so wrong.

Mar 18th

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Mar 17th

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“He must smell milk.”

– My mother’s reasoning for why my son calms down (stops screaming) whenever I take him back from who’s holding him. 5:51 the next morning and I’m still nit over this comment. I’d like to think that my baby views me as more than just his food source.

Mar 17th

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Mar 14th

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Mar 13th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 11th

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Mar 9th

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“I can’t Emmy, I just can’t. I’m exhausted.”

– Matt, after spending two hours with Cam last night WITH ME RIGHT HERE. Thank you very much for watching him while I made dinner, helping me bathe him and put him to bed, but YOU’RE exhausted??? I’m hoping I get a little more respect for what I do all day (and night) now.

Mar 9th

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Mar 9th

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Mar 8th

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Why is parking at the pediatrician’s office worse than the mall at Christmas?

Mar 7th

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Mar 6th

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Riley has invented a new game

She hides a bone somewhere in the house and then cries at me until I search for and find it. It was funny the first few times, but this has gone on all night. I have made dinner, eaten dinner, folded laundry and fed Cam multiple times all while having a bulldog cry at my feet. I hate this game.

Mar 6th

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